Looks like Michael Cera is in, and the Arrested Development movie is going to happen! Those who haven’t watched Arrested Development should be ashamed of yourself. GO WATCH NOW!

Today I decided to watch some things off the DVR while I worked from home for a while, and decided to watch “Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny”. BIG. MISTAKE. Clearly this is 93 minutes I will never EVER get back and probably have to go through counseling just to trust another film any time soon.

First off, I am totally cool with a movie having no redeeming intellectual value. I have seen almost every Jim Carey movie, and enjoyed some of them. The stupidity of this movie could have been okay but the language and the overt sexual references were not tastefully done and held no artistic value. I recommend that if you haven’t seen this movie, just don’t even waste your time. It’s really not worth it.

Yo ho-ho and a bottle of rum.

Good movie… all I have to say is:

“LOOK! An Undead Monkey!”

Well, I just returned from seeing V for Vendetta. While technically a well done film, as are all of the Wachowski brothers movies, I disagree with the politics of the film. But who wants to hear about that?

The real story here is this: That creepy mask.

This guy is the main focus of the film… now we could start on a long drawn-out discourse on his reasons for wearing the mask, or his blank face being expressionless as a way of semiotic message that shows how he represents all those in the revolution.. but NAY! I think I have uncovered the real meaning here….

He was introduced into show business by his cousin: None other than “Burger ‘King’”

Yes, our masked friend above couldn’t have been introduced if our society had not already been desensitized by the creepy “King” waking up people in their beds with a sandwich that has more pig than a BBQ festival. It’s a PLOT I tell you! A PLOT!

According to this article, Chewbacca will become a U.S. Citizen.