Posted on 11-06-2005
Filed Under (Movies) by Heath

So i’m probably one of the last people on the planet to go see it, but I finally made it out today for the matinee showing at the nearby theater.

I can honestly say that it was mostly a waste of my time. Ok… so how does Leia become a Princess? How does Obi-Won get so old so fast? I mean it’s only 18 years or so, right? Why did the cute one have to die?? And why did she have to die in such a depressing fashion?!!?

And while we’re on the subject, have you ever seen some carrying twins with a belly that small??? I think not!!!!

I can suspend my disbelief only so much. George… would it have killed you to get one size bigger of the pregnant belly suit? HUH? Really…. I mean lets throw in SOME reality.

On the other hand, it was kinda cool to see what finally broke Anakin to make him become Darth Vader. I have to admit that did tie up some loose ends.

Overall, I award it a B- . Mostly because I could not keep from laughing out loud during the really “ooozzhie booozzhie” scenes. Give me a break.. you’re telling me that Lord Vader, commander of pretty well the whole freakin dark side was all huggy-bear with somebody? Some “tough leader” you’ve got there Empire….

There.. most people didn’t like the way that the Matrix trilogy ended, and I did… so all your SW fans out there, here is your revenge… I thought that it was a pitiful way to end a really great series.

At least Natalie Portman wasn’t *really* injured in the making of this film.
Only her career was hurt.
Ok, I take it back… geez… can’t you people take a joke? sheesh!

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