The first person I knew who started discussing football team uniforms was Grant. Then, Rick and Bubba started talking about them. I walked into a conversation at church a couple of weeks back about uniforms and finally had to call foul.

People… just because football players are wearing it, doesn’t make it cool for guys to discuss uniforms. It just isn’t okay. Anything more than a passing mention of “oh I see they are wearing their away jersey at a home game” is strictly off limits for men. Has metro invaded our manhood so much that we can’t even watch a football game without critiquing someone’s outfit? What’s next? “Those shoes just do NOT match that helmet… I mean what are they thinking? Don’t they know it’s after labor day?”

So here is my plea… stop with the Uni talk. Leave that to the women…

Or maybe I could just be a millionaire and start a sports fashion magazine…